Marketers have a huge job to do. Every day, marketers are challenged to come up with creative ideas while also using logic to strategize and measure their marketing performance. Oh, and of course they need to deliver qualified leads to sales.
Dominating the market across multiple channels is no easy feat, which is why we think you deserve to put your feet up and have a good laugh at some of these classic jokes about marketing that we bet you can all relate to. So without further adieu…
50 Marketing Jokes to Make You Giggle
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I nicknamed my cat “The Vast Majority of Social Media,” because he doesn’t like me, follow me, or share anything.
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Why does the B2B marketing band only have backup vocals?
They’re having trouble getting qualified leads.
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How did the marketer get a side-hustle as a fisherman?
He had great hooks.
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Why don’t marketers like trampolines?
They’re afraid of high bounce rates.
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What do you call a travel agency landing page?
A Destination URL
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Why didn’t the marketing couple get married?
They weren’t on the same landing page.
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What do content marketers use to wrap presents?
White papers.
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Why did the priest get an extra degree in marketing?
He wanted to increase his conversion rate.
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Why can’t marketers see live musicals?
They keep trying to capture the leads.
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What do blackhat SEOs serve at Thanksgiving?
Keyword stuffing.
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What do farmers market shoppers and SEOs have in common?
They love anything organic.
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Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewelry box?
She insisted on gating all of her assets.
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Did you hear about the golden rule of social media marketing? “Tweet others how you want to be tweeted.”
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What is a social media marketer’s favorite snack?
Insta-graham crackers.
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Why do cab drivers make good paid search advertisers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Why did the marketer dump her boyfriend?
Lack of engagement.
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A social media marketer lost his job and went to work on a farm.
He worked hard, but had one weird quirk: every morning, he would do a belly flop into the hog trough. After a few days, the farmer had enough.
“You city folks sure are strange,” the farmer said. “Why are you always floppin’ headfirst into the pig slop?”
“Sorry, force of habit,” the social media marketer replied. “I’m trying to make an impression in your feed.”
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How do you get people to notice you online?
You have to make an impression.
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How many marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’ve already automated it.
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Why did the marketer get fired as a film director?
Weak calls to action.
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Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?
Instead of sourcing from the hive, he went B2B.
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Why did the ghost’s marketing campaign fail?
You could see right through it.
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What’s the best way to market cat food?
Develop buyer purrrr-sonas.
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Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?
They’re always surrounded by drafts.
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Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
They always stay inbounds.
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What’s a marketers’ favorite drink?
Brand-y.
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Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?
He was anti-social.
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What’s the inbound marketer’s favorite song?
“Call Me, Maybe.”
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What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about marketing?
The AAAR-OI!
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What do a chiropractor and an SEO both fix?
Back links.
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I called my new dog Marketing.
Every day he comes to me with a new lead.
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An SEO marketer walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol…
40.What’s Dracula’s favorite tactic to gain leads?
A-COUNT based marketing.
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I made a joke about organic reach on Facebook… nobody got it.
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Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Remarketing.
Remarketing who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Remarketing…
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I hired an earthworm, a centipede, and a millipede to do my email marketing.
They’re really good at segmentation.
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I like to run all my AB tests in reverse after the first round. I call it AB/BA testing.
It’s great, but only works if your target audience are dancing queens, young and sweet, only 17.
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How did Yoda qualify his first lead?
He used the Sales Force.
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What did the marketer say when they were accused of cheating?
“I was just A/B testing!”
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What food do email marketers hate?
Spam.
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I nicknamed my dog “Number of Social Followers,”
Because he doesn’t pay the bills but he makes me feel important.
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Now that you’ve laughed, what’s next?
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