Marketers have an overwhelmingly large job to do, everyday marketers are not only challenged to think creatively and outside of the box, but they must also use logic to strategize and measure their marketing performance.

Marketing ice to the Eskimos is no easy feat, which is why we think ya’ll deserve to put your feet up and have a good lol at some of these classic jokes about marketing that we bet you can all relate to. So without further adieu…

50 Marketing Jokes to Make You Giggle

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Funny marketing joke

 

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I nicknamed my cat “The Vast Majority of Social Media,” because he doesn’t like me, follow me, or share anything.

 

3.
Why does the B2B marketing band only have backup vocals?
They’re having trouble getting qualified leads.

 

4.
How did the bad marketer getting a job at making butter?
He had a high churn rate.
This one made us laugh out loud, nothing like a good pun.

 

5.
Why don’t marketers like trampolines?
They’re afraid of high bounce rates.

 

6.
What do you call a travel agency landing page?
A Destination URL

 

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Funny marketing joke

 

8.
Why didn’t the marketing couple get married?
They weren’t on the same landing page.

 

9.
What do content marketers use to wrap presents?
White papers.

 

10.
Why did the cookie monster apply for a marketing job?
He heard they were tracking cookies.

 

11.
Why can’t marketers see live musicals?
They keep trying to capture the leads.

 

12.
What do blackhat SEO’s serve at Thanksgiving?
Keyword stuffing.
Brilliant!!!

 

13.
What do hippies and SEO’s have in common?
They love anything organic.

 

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Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewellery box?
She insisted on gating all of her assets.

 

16.
Why was the social media manager out of office?
He went on a company-wide retweet.

 

17.
What is a social media marketer’s favorite snack?
Insta-graham crackers.

 

18.
Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content will ill celebrities?
It’s called Influenza marketing, and it’s going viral!
LOL

 

19.
Why did the marketer dump her boyfriend?
Lack of engagement.

 

20.
So a social media marketer lost his job and went to work on a farm.

He worked hard, but had one weird quirk: every morning, he would do a belly flop into the hog trough! After a few days, the farmer had enough.

“You city folks sure are strange,” the farmer said. “Why are you always floppin’ headfirst into the pig slop?”

“Sorry, force of habit,” the social media marketer replied. “I’m trying to make an impression in your feed.”

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Joke about marketing conversion rates

 

22.
How do you get people to notice you online?
You have to make an impression.

 

23.
How many marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’ve already automated it.

 

24.
Why did the marketer get fired as a director?
Weak calls to action.

 

25.
Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?
Instead of tapping the hive, he went B2B.

 

26.
Why did the ghost’s marketing campaign fail?
You could see right through it.

 

27.
What’s the best way to market cat food?
Develop buyer purrrr-sonas.

 

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Marketing joke

 

29.
Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?
They’re always surrounded by drafts.
Bada ba-boom CHHH!

 

30.
Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
They always stay inbounds.

 

31.
What’s a marketers’ favorite drink?
Brand-y.

 

32.
Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?
He anti-social.

 

33.
Why did the naughty leads phone ring at 1AM?
For a booty call-to-action.

 

34.
What’s a pirates favorite thing about marketing?
The aaaaaaaROI!

 

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50 marketing jokes

 

36.
What does a Chiropractor and an SEO both fix?
Back links.

 

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38.
I called my new dog Marketing.
Every day he comes to me with a new lead.

39.
An SEO marketer walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol…

 

40.
I’ve decided that we are going to start selling corduroy pillows.

We’re definitely going to make headlines.

Head … lines.

We’ll show ourselves out…

 

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50 marketing jokes

 

42.
I made a joke about organic reach on Facebook… nobody got it.

 

43.
My marketer friend quit and started a bakery. I tried to walk in the door and this big swatch of fabric popped up and blocked my way! I backed up; it disappeared. I walked forward, big cloth thing in the way again!

“Hey,” I shouted at my friend, “I can’t get in!”

“Oh, sorry,” she says, “You have to click on the banner to accept cookies.”

 

44.
I hired an earthworm, a centipede, and a millipede to do my email marketing.
They’re really good at segmentation.

 

45.
I like to run all my AB tests in reverse after the first round. I call it AB/BA testing.
It’s great, but only works if your target audience are dancing queens, young and sweet, only 17.

Who doesn’t love an ABBA joke?

 

46.
How did Yoda get his first lead?
He used the Sales Force.

 

47.
I nicknamed my dog “Number of Twitter Followers,”
Because he doesn’t pay the bills but he makes me feel important.

 

48.
I’ve lined up Scooby-Doo, Rin Tin Tin, and Lassie for my latest eBook.
I call it influencer barketing. We don’t have signed contracts, but we shook on it.

 

49.
I’m trying to get in shape, so every time I schedule a post on social media, I do ten push-ups.
I’m already getting Buffer.

 

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50 marketing jokes

That was a Gouda one!

Did these marketing jokes make you laugh? GOUDA! So what’s next?

Our guess is that you have to return to your jobs now, so here are some tools to help you increase growth and convert more leads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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