We know as a busy salesperson you probably don’t have the time to look at memes all day. But what if they’re sales memes? Technically you’re reading sales-related content? Right? It seems we have found the perfect loophole, please enjoy these hilarious salesman memes: 1. 2. When you call a someone who’s actually interested […]
We know as a busy salesperson you probably don’t have the time to look at memes all day.
But what if they’re sales memes? Technically you’re reading sales-related content? Right?
It seems we have found the perfect loophole, please enjoy these hilarious salesman memes:
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When you call a someone who’s actually interested in talking to you
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Build that rapport baby.
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Cue overly friendly connection message in 3…2…
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Maybe just do a quick drive by of their house too…
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Sleep? Never heard of him.
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Wishing your pet tarantula a speedy COVID-19 recovery.
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Apparently “You’ll need this pen to fill in your medical forms after I roundhouse kick you square in the jaw for asking me to sell you this pen.” is not the response the interviewer is looking for.
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When you and your work bestie close a deal at the same time
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Yeah, you’re literally never gonna hear from them again.
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Maybe it’s time you use your commission bonus to invest in a night cream…
You have to admit by now that these salesman memes are pretty on point.
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Tip: if you solve the problem on the board your boss will count this time toward working hours and not sales meme scrolling hours….
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“You ever had a dream where you…”
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This is the stuff of nightmares…
How are you liking our sales memes so far? relatable? too relatable?
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Ruuun Forest ruuuuuuun.
Nothing like some salesforce memes.
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Tell us honestly, do these emails ever find you well?
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If by now you’re not loving these sales humor memes, you are free to click off..but we really doubt you will.
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We have allllll day (week/month/year)…….
Maybe in all your free time spent waiting, you can come up with your own sales memes?
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**answers the call with a mouthful of burrito and guacamole on chin**
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The facial hair growth here is scarily accurate…
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You sleep in a bed of lies.
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Pleeeaaseeeeeeee.
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We even got you guys sales manager meme here! Something for everyone at Lusha….
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WFH personified…not pictured: 4 mugs of old coffee and a wine glass.
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Oh so you want to marry me?
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When they need a nights rest to prepare themselves to say no
Just say no now, our heart can handle it.
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“Yeah Hi, it’s me, what’s your return policy on Teslas?”
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“Sorry what was that Joseph? I mean Jennifer…I mean Joanne!..”
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You know the penultimate meme had to be one of our favorite Salesforce memes.
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Found these all a little too relatable?
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