Cult of Personality| Persuasive Writing that Inspires a Following I specialize in sharp, witty writing that's aimed to entertain, because making someone smile = earning their trust. And earning their trust = lifetime, loyal followers (who buy things from you). I want to know who your company really is at its hot, molten core. And what made you brave enough to strut your stuff on the Wild Wild Web. I'll help you craft a style and tone to match that intensity without, you know, freaking people out. I can write anything from Facebook ads, to landing pages, to blog posts, to email campaigns... and everything in between. I've even been known to spruce up a résumé here and there. When it's time to be bold, to take risks, to stand out from the sea of sameness —I don't pull any punches. (Although my writing HAS been called "punchy." Which makes me think of being punch-drunk. I swear I write sober. Plus, punch-drunk people are usually pretty funny.) Fun fact: Snarky movie reviews are one of my favorite things to read. That, and a good mystery.