We seek to spread the blessings of Za and share divine salivation with the Uncrusted Ones. Follow the Six Statutes of the Slice and you too may become an Acolyte of Za: One - Promise your soul to Za and taste divine salivation as one of his worldly Acolytes. Two - Revere Za's greatness by visiting Temples of the Slice and consuming the holy food. Three - Cover thyself with Ceremonial Garb dyed the deepest black so that fellow Acolytes may witness your devotion. Four - Share his blessings with the Uncrusted Ones so they too may become Acolytes of Za. Five - Be wary of false toppings and manifestations of the Holy Trinity of ingredients. Six - Study The Zapocrypha, for this collection of sacred texts contains essential histories and teachings passed down by Za's Crustiples.