MR KOYA Fashion is a serious business. You can tell it’s serious because of all the constipated scowling and pouting; the poses that manage to be both intense and vacant, like those of bad-tempered goats. At MR. KOYA, we try to approach things with a little less severity. Our aim is to combine quality and style with a healthy dose of irreverence (plus our goats are 100% free range, sustainably sourced and electric-powered). While we’ve got da best signature designs with 100% premium cotton, always remember that fast-fashion-earth-polluting-cartoon-villain-moustache-twirling is not our scene (just ask Bureau Veritas ethical certification). When it comes to fabric sourcing, shirt production, packaging, delivery, and choice of muesli, we’re all about that whole not-using-slaves thing. With free shipping, and free returns. We promise that you’ll leave our store basking in a moist other-worldly glow of post-coital satisfaction. Put on a snappy shirt, eat a goddamn banana, and let’s get to it.