"I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood." - Oscar Wilde, Intentions: The critic as artist, 1890 Too many people take themselves too seriously and the hilarity of the world not seriously enough. We, like you, are the exception to that rule. These clothes were designed so that you can wear your weird proudly. Our themes span the low-pop spectrum, from umbilical cords to tramp stamp tattoos. We’ve found our home in the taboo and the strange. We pride ourselves in lowering the standard. In fact, we traded in our standards one night after listening to Queen on vinyl, backwards. This is why we are unique. Our lack of moral hygiene keeps us from being safe. Other than that, it’s just a bunch of shirts. It’s the same common object, used with bad intentions. Sort of like rubbing alcohol and self-medication.