Welcome. Come on in and out of the cold. Take a seat. You’re safe now, I am here for you. What can I get you from the bar? Do you need a logo? I make some of the best in town. How about some apparel designed for your band’s showcase in a few weeks? No problem Ozzy. What’s that? You’d like to superimpose yourself and all your girlfriends into a composite of the Bridesmaids’ movie poster to use as a hella cute graphic for that bachelorette party e-vite you’re putting together last minute? Love to, you saucy minx. Email me and consider it done. We’ll celebrate afterward with a delicious gin and tonic. I’ll want to hear how that party went.